Teenage Blob - Coming Soon
A downloadable split album
Half game. Half album. All awesome! A colourful art-punk adventure towards the best night of your life in a unique split release from Team Lazerbeam and The Superweaks!
This game is coming soon! Wanna make sure you get in on this joyful blast of sound and pixels? Hit that follow button!
You can also join our Discord for some behind the scenes fun!
The game will also be going up on Steam! We highly recommend you just grab it right here (itch.io is the coolest after all) but if you're inclined to give us a wishlist on Steam that'd help us out heaps too! Thank you!
The Superweaks recorded six new songs. Team Lazerbeam made six new games. We tied everything together into one tale of bands, butts and bootleg battletoads.
You’re an amorphous teen and you’re about to see your favourite band, tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life! There’s just one problem: before the gig you want to buy some new boots, and before you can do that you’re gonna need to work your butt off!
- A unique music/ game hybrid!
- 6 radical Superweaks songs & 6 genre-busting Team Lazerbeam games!
- Combines elements of dating sims, RPGs, rhythm games & arcade classics!
- Hand-crafted with love and teenage punk rock dreams
PLEASE NOTE: Just like an EP, this is a short game that takes about [30 minutes] to finish but like any good album, can be enjoyed again.
1 New Year: Melt out of bed, pull yourself into whatever solid form you can muster and craft your unique rebellious look. Will you sass your parents or be a respectful teen?
2 Paperperson: Grab your bike and hit the streets, it’s time to deliver some slammin’ sandwiches! Your boss doesn’t want you to feed the neighborhood dogs, but they’re so damn cute!
3 Guitar Zero: Head to the mall, put on your dorky uniform and sell some guitars! Rock out and stay in time, just ignore the cool mallrats making fun of you.
4 Tony Dork: Slip into your frogsuit and get ready to shred! Chain tricks, clear gaps and collect bananas, only YOU can cheer people up with the power of high fives.
5 Ghoststep: You’ve got your boots and you made it to the gig! Enjoy crowdsurfing in “the second most realistic moshing simulator ever made”!
6 The Deepest Blues: Return home after the greatest night of your life, fall asleep and dream.
Hold Up, What’s a Split?
The split album is a long running DIY indie/punk tradition, it’s a collaborative release featuring songs by two or more bands. Typically each band takes a side of the record/tape, although some splits have seen bands alternating between tracks, remixing/ covering each other’s songs, or even joining forces to record new ones.