A downloadable split album for Windows and macOS

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Half game. Half album. All awesome! A colourful art-punk adventure towards the best night of your life in a unique split release from Team Lazerbeam and The Superweaks!


The Superweaks recorded six new songs. Team Lazerbeam made six new games. We tied everything together into one tale of bands, butts and bootleg battlet0adz.


You’re an amorphous teen and you’re about to see your favourite band, tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life! There’s just one problem: before the gig you want to buy some new boots, and before you can do that you’re gonna need to work your butt off!


  • A unique music/ game hybrid!
  • 6 radical Superweaks songs & 6 genre-busting Team Lazerbeam games!
  • Combines elements of dating sims, RPGs, rhythm games & arcade classics!
  • Hand-crafted with love and teenage punk rock dreams


PLEASE NOTE: Just like an EP, this is a short game that takes about [30 minutes] to finish but like any good album, can be enjoyed again.


Track List:

1 New Year: Melt out of bed, pull yourself into whatever solid form you can muster and craft your unique rebellious look. Will you sass your parents or be a respectful teen?

2 Paperperson: Grab your bike and hit the streets, it’s time to deliver some slammin’ sandwiches! Your boss doesn’t want you to feed the neighborhood dogs, but they’re so damn cute!

3 Guitar Zero: Head to the mall, put on your dorky uniform and sell some guitars! Rock out and stay in time, just ignore the cool mallrats making fun of you.

4 Tony Dork: Slip into your frogsuit and get ready to shred! Chain tricks, clear gaps and collect bananas! Only YOU can cheer people up with the power of high fives. 


5 Ghoststep: You’ve got your boots and you made it to the gig! Enjoy crowd-surfing in “the second most realistic moshing simulator ever made”!

6 The Deepest Blues: Return home after the greatest night of your life, fall asleep and dream.

Hold Up, What’s a Split?
The split album is a long running DIY indie/punk tradition, it’s a collaborative release featuring songs by two or more bands. Typically each band takes a side of the record/tape, although some splits have seen bands alternating between tracks, remixing/ covering each other’s songs, or even joining forces to record new ones.



So Many Editions!

We're incredibly stoked to present Teenage blob in 4 editions!

  • Standard edition gets you the game & 6 songs OST
  • Special edition adds a 24 page zine, expanded OST, and wallpapers!
  • Limited edition comes as 12" vinyl, with instant access to all Special Edition content!
  • Ultimate Edition gets you the record, Teen Blob hot sauce, t-shirt, printed zine and all the digital treats from the Special Edition!





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Purchase

Buy Now$7.99 USD or more

In order to download this split album you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $7.99 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

Teenage Blob Mac.zip 230 MB
Teenage Blob Win.zip 224 MB
Soundtrack.zip 185 MB
Special Edition 298 MB
if you pay $11.99 USD or more

Editions!

Support this split album at or above a special price point to receive something exclusive.

Special Edition



Teenage Blob "Special Edition" is an enhanced digital release of our split, that offers more art-induced smiles, and a deeper insight into Teenage Blob and the creative communities that inspired it.

The Special edition features access to:

  • Teenage Blobazine
  • Expanded Soundtrack
  • Teen Blob Wallpaper Pack


Teenage Blobazine PDF:

  • 24 page digital zine created by the bands our their friends!
  • Lyrics to Teenage Blob's 6 tracks!
  • Blob-inspired art from 12 of our most talented friends!
  • Our most heartfelt & sincere thanks for your support!

Expanded Soundtrack:

  • "Live at A MAZE" versions of all 6 Teenage Blob songs!
  • Future update will make live versions playable in game!

Limited Edition


The Limited Edition is a physical/ digital release of our split, that comes in the form of red-hot sea foam green vinyl! Limited to 200 copies, editioned and numbered by The Superweaks!

Limited Edition includes:

  • 12" Vinyl OST
  • Teenage Blob game and digital OST
  • All digital Special Edition content

Teenage Blob Vinyl:

  • 6 Song OST on sea-foam green 12" vinyl!

Special Edition:

  • Teenage Blob Game
  • Expanded OST (including full live OST)
  • Teenage Blob Zine
  • Wallpaper Pack

🎸- please note: our records are still being pressed - we'll keep in touch to let you know when we'll be shipping these beauties out!

📦- We've added $8 onto the price tag to cover the costs in shipping this gem to you!

Ultimate Edition


The Ultimate Edition is an incredible bundle of joy and quite possibly the most elaborate game-album release of all time! Limited to 100 copies, numbered and editioned by The Superweaks

Ultimate Edition includes:

  • 12" Vinyl OST
  • Teenage Blob game and digital OST
  • "Pizza Punx" Hot sauce
  • Silk-screened tee-shirt
  • Printed Teenaage Blob Zine
  • All digital Special Edition content

Teenage Blob Vinyl:

  • 6 Song OST on sea-foam green 12" vinyl!

Pizza Punx Hot Sauce:

  • Exclusive Teenage Blob inspired hotsauce
  • Crafted by Evan Superweaks and Weaksauce!
  • Art by Ben Lazerbeam

Tee-Shirt:

  • Your choice from 3 designs!
  • Shirts all based on in game merch!

Special Edition:

  • Teenage Blob Game
  • Expanded OST (including full live OST)
  • Teenage Blob Zine
  • Wallpaper Pack

🎸- please note: our records are still being pressed, sauce is maturing, and shirts are being designed. We'll keep in touch to get your shirt preferences, and let you know when we'll be shipping these bundles of joy to you!

📦- We've added $15 onto the price tag to cover the costs in shipping this gem to you

Development log

Comments

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The sauce looks mega awesome. Do you know if it is vegan? :)

Hi Frau! Yes, Pizza Punx is a totally vegan hot sauce!

Here are the ingredients:

Crushed tomatoes
Habanero
Vinegar
Sugar
Salt
Pepper
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Garlic
Oregano
Basil

  • this is such a cool game but i cant buy it also the merch with this is AWESOME   still cant buy bc im poor

Hi SAQ!

Thanks  so much for taking the time to pass on this encouraging comment - we really appreciate it!

First, I was able to experience the joys of true love (and birthing of 17  children) through Wrestling With your Emotions. And now, I can finally understand what it's like to leave the house and get a job! What a wonderful time.  (I also learned what it's like to have a spiritual awakening mid-recording, so thank you for giving me this incredible moment in time, captured forever) :{) You do good stuff.

Haha! Best comment for the best video!

We just sent you our sincerest thanks and high fives on youtube. You're awesome - please play all our games forever!

Don't gotta tell me twice! ;{D

Got a copy a couple of weeks ago and LOVED IT! Decided to buy it today for a friend for his brithday. Highly recommend, also these are awesome lads and buy and play their other games.

Abiiiiiii! Thank you so very much! You're too awesome!

i dont have any money to buy your game  :) , but from what i can see in the video and pictures it looks really good.the way you designed the characters it is so weird  and unique and interesting. never seen character design like it

Hi there!  Thanks so much for this encouraging, kind message! So cool of you to say this!

If you like the weird style of the characters, you'll probably enjoy our older games like Wrestling with Emotions and Snow Cones. Feel free to sign up to our mailer, and we'll send you download keys for them!

your welcome, i dont know how to sign up for your mailer. :) 

Here you go:

https://www.teamlazerbeam.com/subscribe

thanks man :) , i give you feed back when i played it

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Awesome! Have fun!

omg game! ciao from  i tal_Y

Grazie per aver giocato!

:*

Loved this silly game/music EP! 

And we loved this play through (and your rad fashion!)

Then we made another video

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Yr the best!

And you guys are the bestest. Congratulations on your amazing release and I guess we have to follow the new road you guys will be making for your next release.

Made a video


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OMG ur the best at making this cutely pleb games! i LOVE it so much. Also the artstlye in ur guys games is so AMAZING.Keep up the great work and hopefully its free to play ;w;

Thank you so much Saq! We can't wait for our blob to burst into the world!

This game is an EXPERIENCE. 

I'd suggest playing this before you watch anything about it. If you don't have the luxury, here is a video for your viewing pleasure.  🥰

Thanks again for this awesome play through! Had so much fun watching it!

Thanks for making something so unique. 🤩

Ladies and Gentlemen, If you have not experienced Team LazerBeam or their brilliance and imagination before, you do not know what you are missing. These folks know gaming and they know how to be extremely creative. You owe it to yourself to check them out.

Gawwwww! Thank you! This comment made us so happy!

Made a video


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Woooooooooo! 🥔💖🥔

Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

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Did you see that your faces made it into a German article about the game?!
https://www.pixel-magazin.de/punk-adventure-teenage-blob-bekommt-gameplay-reveal...

That's super cool

can't wait!

Woo! Sorry it's been so long since we last put something out!

yo i'm excited and it takes time to produce stuff i understand!

💖💖💖

Yoooooooos!

Woooooo!